A bishop decided that a visual demonstration would add
emphasis to his Sunday talk on the Word of Wisdom.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette

smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the bishop reported the
following results:

The first worm in alcohol-

Dead

 
The second worm in cigarette smoke -

Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -

Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -

Alive.

So the bishop asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration???

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and
said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't
have worms!'