{"id":95,"date":"2011-08-01T12:13:53","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T17:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:14:51","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:14:51","slug":"el-mudo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"EL MUDO"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Un mudo va a una rifa y cuando sortean el premio mayor, una camioneta 4x4, se da cuenta de\r\nque \u00e9l ten\u00eda el boleto premiado. El pobre trataba de moverse para que lo notaran porque no podia\r\ngritar y decir que era el ganador. A pesar de moverse mucho, nadie se dio cuenta y recurri\u00f3 a una\r\nestrategia muy ingeniosa:\r\n\r\nSe baj\u00f3 el pantal\u00f3n y el calzoncillo y, tomando su pene en una mano, se acerc\u00f3 a una vieja se\u00f1ora,\r\nque horrorizada, inmediatamente grit\u00f3: \u201cEl mudo se la sac\u00f3!!\u201d\r\n\r\nY as\u00ed pudo el mudito llevarse su camionet\u00f3n 4x4!<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un mudo va a una rifa y cuando sortean el premio mayor, una camioneta 4&#215;4, se da cuenta de que \u00e9l ten\u00eda el boleto premiado. El pobre trataba de moverse para que lo notaran porque no podia gritar y decir que era el ganador. A pesar de moverse mucho, nadie se dio cuenta y recurri\u00f3 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=95\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":168,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}