{"id":91,"date":"2011-08-01T12:12:58","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T17:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:14:16","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:14:16","slug":"cuidando-la-inocencia-infantil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"CUIDANDO LA INOCENCIA INFANTIL"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Una pareja discut\u00eda en un bus en movimiento cuando de pronto ella\r\nenfurece mucho, le baja el cierre a su novio y le corta el pene. Lo lanza\r\npor la ventana y cae en el parabrisas de un carro que iba atr\u00e1s conducido\r\npor un se\u00f1or y cuyo copiloto era su hija de diez a\u00f1os. El padre identifica\r\ninmediatamente que se trata de un pene y conf\u00eda en que su hija no\r\nalcanzara a reconocerlo.\r\nCuando se hab\u00eda ca\u00eddo ya, la ni\u00f1a le pregunta al padre:\r\n-\u201cQu\u00e9 era eso que se nos peg\u00f3 en el vidrio, papi?\u201d\r\n-\u201cEra un mosquito, hijita, no te preocupes!\u201d\r\n-\u201cPero viste qu\u00e9 tal vergaza ten\u00eda ese mosquito, papi?\u201d-replica la ni\u00f1a.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una pareja discut\u00eda en un bus en movimiento cuando de pronto ella enfurece mucho, le baja el cierre a su novio y le corta el pene. Lo lanza por la ventana y cae en el parabrisas de un carro que iba atr\u00e1s conducido por un se\u00f1or y cuyo copiloto era su hija de diez a\u00f1os. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=91\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}