{"id":89,"date":"2011-08-01T12:12:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T17:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:13:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:13:57","slug":"los-cinefilos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"LOS CIN\u00c9FILOS"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Va una pareja al cine y \u00e9l empieza a besar a su enamorada\r\napasionadamente. Despu\u00e9s de pocos minutos empieza a sobarle el culo\r\ny a preguntarle:\r\n-\u201cDe qui\u00e9n es este culo, amorcito?, esperando que ella le dijera \u201ctuyo, mi\r\namor\u201d.\r\nElla no respond\u00eda esto y \u00e9l empez\u00f3 a gritar la pregunta.\r\n-\u201cDE QUI\u00c9N ES ESTE CULO, MI AMOR??\u201d\r\nAvergonzada, la chica no respond\u00eda y el bestia segu\u00eda preguntando a\r\ngritos \u201cDE QUI\u00c9N ES ESTE CULITO, MI AMORCITO?\u201d\r\nEra tanta la bulla que una se\u00f1ora no pod\u00eda escuchar el audio de la\r\npel\u00edcula hasta que se par\u00f3 y grit\u00f3:\r\n\u201cPrendan las luces, carajo, que alg\u00fan huev\u00f3n se ha encontrado un culo y\r\nno sabe a qui\u00e9n devolv\u00e9rselo!!\u201d<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Va una pareja al cine y \u00e9l empieza a besar a su enamorada apasionadamente. Despu\u00e9s de pocos minutos empieza a sobarle el culo y a preguntarle: -\u201cDe qui\u00e9n es este culo, amorcito?, esperando que ella le dijera \u201ctuyo, mi amor\u201d. Ella no respond\u00eda esto y \u00e9l empez\u00f3 a gritar la pregunta. -\u201cDE QUI\u00c9N ES ESTE [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=89\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}