{"id":78,"date":"2011-08-01T12:06:01","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T17:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:24:23","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:24:23","slug":"el-chofer-de-microbus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"EL CHOFER DE MICROB\u00daS."},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Sube un ni\u00f1o a un microb\u00fas, se sienta junto al chofer, y empieza:\r\n\u201cSabe, se\u00f1or chofer, si mi pap\u00e1 hubiese sido un perro y mi mam\u00e1 una perra, yo ser\u00eda un perrito!\u201d\r\n-\u201cY si mi mam\u00e1 hubiera sido gata y mi pap\u00e1 gato, yo ser\u00eda un gatito!\u201d\r\n\u201c-Y si mi pap\u00e1 hubiera sido loro y mi mam\u00e1 lora, yo ser\u00eda un lorito!\u201d\r\n-\u201cY si mi pap\u00e1 hubiera sido un toro y mi mam\u00e1 una vaca, yo ser\u00eda un becerrito!\u201d\r\n\r\nEl chofer, harto ya, le pregunta, agresivamente: \u201c\u00bfAh s\u00ed? \u00bfY si tu mam\u00e1 hubiera sido una puta\r\nbarata y sidosa y tu pap\u00e1 un borracho drogadicto y marica, \u00bfqu\u00e9 ser\u00edas?\r\n-\u201cAh, en ese caso ser\u00eda chofer de micro, se\u00f1or!\u201d<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sube un ni\u00f1o a un microb\u00fas, se sienta junto al chofer, y empieza: \u201cSabe, se\u00f1or chofer, si mi pap\u00e1 hubiese sido un perro y mi mam\u00e1 una perra, yo ser\u00eda un perrito!\u201d -\u201cY si mi mam\u00e1 hubiera sido gata y mi pap\u00e1 gato, yo ser\u00eda un gatito!\u201d \u201c-Y si mi pap\u00e1 hubiera sido loro y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=78\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":184,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}