{"id":59,"date":"2011-08-01T12:00:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T17:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:26:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:26:13","slug":"el-milagro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"EL MILAGRO"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Un anciano entra al confesionario y dice al cura:\r\n- Padre, tengo 80 a\u00f1os, estoy casado, tengo cuatro hijos y 11 nietos, y anoche\r\ntuve una aventura. Hice el amor a dos chicas de 21 a\u00f1os. A las dos. Dos veces.\r\n- Bueno, hijo m\u00edo, \u00bfcu\u00e1ndo fue la \u00faltima vez que te confesaste?\r\n- Nunca padre; soy jud\u00edo.\r\n- Entonces, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 est\u00e1s confes\u00e1ndome esto?\r\n- \u00bfest\u00e1 jodi\u00e9ndome, padre? \u00a1estoy cont\u00e1ndoselo a todo el mundo!!!!<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un anciano entra al confesionario y dice al cura: &#8211; Padre, tengo 80 a\u00f1os, estoy casado, tengo cuatro hijos y 11 nietos, y anoche tuve una aventura. Hice el amor a dos chicas de 21 a\u00f1os. A las dos. Dos veces. &#8211; Bueno, hijo m\u00edo, \u00bfcu\u00e1ndo fue la \u00faltima vez que te confesaste? &#8211; Nunca [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=59\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":231,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}