{"id":30,"date":"2011-08-01T11:45:27","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T16:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:26:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:26:13","slug":"parqueo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"PARQUEO"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Un parrandero y\r\nmujeriego iba llegando\r\ntarde a una reuni\u00f3n\r\nimportante y no\r\nencontraba parqueo.\r\nLevanta los ojos al cielo\r\ny dice \"Se\u00f1or, por favor\r\ncons\u00edgueme un parqueo\r\ny te prometo que ir\u00e9 a\r\nMisa todos los domingos\r\ndel resto de mi vida, dejo\r\na las mujeres y jam\u00e1s\r\nen mi vida me tomo otro\r\ntrago\".\r\n\r\n-Milagrosamente\r\n\r\naparece un lugar para\r\nparquear, el tipo se\r\nestaciona y dice: \"Ya no te\r\npreocupes, Se\u00f1or porque\r\nya encontr\u00e9 un espacio!\u201dUEO<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un parrandero y mujeriego iba llegando tarde a una reuni\u00f3n importante y no encontraba parqueo. Levanta los ojos al cielo y dice \u00abSe\u00f1or, por favor cons\u00edgueme un parqueo y te prometo que ir\u00e9 a Misa todos los domingos del resto de mi vida, dejo a las mujeres y jam\u00e1s en mi vida me tomo otro [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=30\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}