{"id":285,"date":"2014-02-05T02:58:14","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T02:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2014-02-05T02:58:14","modified_gmt":"2014-02-05T02:58:14","slug":"superman-no-ve-todo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"SUPERM\u00c1N NO VE TODO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Superm\u00e1n estaba volando sobre la ciudad cuando vio a la Mujer Maravilla flotando calata\u00a0con las piernas separadas\u00a0sobre una colchoneta en una piscina.<\/p>\n<p>Ilusionado, enfil\u00f3 hacia abajo, volando rapid\u00edsimo.<\/p>\n<p>Iba quit\u00e1ndose la ropa mientras Iba bajando.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando impact\u00f3 con el cuerpo, dijo: \u201c\u00a1Oye, Mujer Maravilla, no sab\u00eda que eras virgen!<\/p>\n<p>Y ella respondi\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u00a1Virgen una mierda, huevonazo; acabas de romperle el culo al hombre invisible, que estaba sobre m\u00ed!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Superm\u00e1n estaba volando sobre la ciudad cuando vio a la Mujer Maravilla flotando calata\u00a0con las piernas separadas\u00a0sobre una colchoneta en una piscina. Ilusionado, enfil\u00f3 hacia abajo, volando rapid\u00edsimo. Iba quit\u00e1ndose la ropa mientras Iba bajando. Cuando impact\u00f3 con el cuerpo, dijo: \u201c\u00a1Oye, Mujer Maravilla, no sab\u00eda que eras virgen! Y ella respondi\u00f3: \u201c\u00a1Virgen una mierda, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=285\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":286,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}