{"id":281,"date":"2014-02-04T16:49:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T16:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=281"},"modified":"2014-02-04T16:49:59","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T16:49:59","slug":"asuntos-de-pareja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"ASUNTOS DE PAREJA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un pata se encuentra con otro\u00a0en el\u00a0\u00a0para\u00edso y le cuenta:<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>-\u201cDe que\u00a0moriste t\u00fa,\u00a0compadre ?? pucha me he muerto de felicidad !!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Que ???de felicidad ???\u00a0de\u00a0qu\u00e9\u00a0hablas??<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Si porquee una noche regres\u00e9\u00a0a mi casa y encontr\u00e9\u00a0mi mujer calata en la cama !!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Busqu\u00e9\u00a0bajo la cama , en el ba\u00f1o y en el cl\u00f3set y no encontr\u00e9\u00a0a otro hombre y me vino una felicidad total<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>y se me par\u00f3\u00a0el coraz\u00f3n !!!!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>El otro le responde \u00bb webonazo !!!! si\u00a0hubieras\u00a0abierto la congeladora\u00a0ahora estar\u00edamos vivos los dos !!!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un pata se encuentra con otro\u00a0en el\u00a0\u00a0para\u00edso y le cuenta: &nbsp; -\u201cDe que\u00a0moriste t\u00fa,\u00a0compadre ?? pucha me he muerto de felicidad !!! Que ???de felicidad ???\u00a0de\u00a0qu\u00e9\u00a0hablas?? &nbsp; Si porquee una noche regres\u00e9\u00a0a mi casa y encontr\u00e9\u00a0mi mujer calata en la cama !!! Busqu\u00e9\u00a0bajo la cama , en el ba\u00f1o y en el cl\u00f3set y no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=281\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":282,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions\/282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}