{"id":28,"date":"2011-08-01T11:44:32","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T16:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:26:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:26:13","slug":"los-vasos-sanguineos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"LOS VASOS SANGU\u00cdNEOS"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>La profesora pregunta a Jaimito:\r\n-\u201cJaimito, \u00bfcu\u00e1l es la vena que recoge la sangre desoxigenada de todo el cuerpo?\r\n-\u201cNo s\u00e9 se\u00f1orita\u201d\r\n-\u201c\u00bfYa ves c\u00f3mo eres bestia, Jaimito?\r\n-\u201cDile t\u00fa, Rodrigo, para que este ignorante aprenda!\u201d\r\n-\u201cEs la vena cava, se\u00f1orita\u201d\r\n-\u201c\u00bfte das cuenta de que eres un ignorante, Jaimito?\u201d\r\n-\u201cOtra oportunidad, Jaimito:\r\n\u201cCu\u00e1l es la arteria que reparte sangre oxigenada a arterias secundarias para que se\r\noxigenen todas las c\u00e9lulas del cuerpo?\u201d\r\n\r\n\u201cNo s\u00e9, se\u00f1orita\u201d\r\n-\u201cDilo t\u00fa, Robertito, para que escuche este bestia de Jaimito c\u00f3mo todos saben menos \u00e9l!\u201d-\r\nsigue maltrat\u00e1ndolo la profesora.\r\nHarto ya, Jaimito pregunta a la profesora:\r\n\u201cA ver, se\u00f1orita, \u00bfcu\u00e1les son las venas que entran por la boca y salen por el culo?\u201d\r\n-\u201cSiempre tan desatinado ignorante y malcriado t\u00fa, Jaimito!\u201d Esas venas simplemente no\r\nexisten!\u201d\r\n-\u201c\u00bfC\u00f3mo que no, se\u00f1orita?\u201d\r\n-\u201cSon la vena Quaker, la vena \u00c1ngeles y la vena Tres Ositos!!\u201d<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La profesora pregunta a Jaimito: -\u201cJaimito, \u00bfcu\u00e1l es la vena que recoge la sangre desoxigenada de todo el cuerpo? -\u201cNo s\u00e9 se\u00f1orita\u201d -\u201c\u00bfYa ves c\u00f3mo eres bestia, Jaimito? -\u201cDile t\u00fa, Rodrigo, para que este ignorante aprenda!\u201d -\u201cEs la vena cava, se\u00f1orita\u201d -\u201c\u00bfte das cuenta de que eres un ignorante, Jaimito?\u201d -\u201cOtra oportunidad, Jaimito: \u201cCu\u00e1l es [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=28\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":244,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}