{"id":273,"date":"2014-02-04T16:44:37","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T16:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=273"},"modified":"2014-02-04T16:44:37","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T16:44:37","slug":"visita-al-ginecologo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":"VISITA AL GINEC\u00d3LOGO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una se\u00f1ora va con su hija de 15 a\u00f1os al ginec\u00f3logo porque a la joven le dol\u00eda la \u201ccosita\u201d y menstruaba muy irregularmente.<\/p>\n<p>La chica sale de la consulta y le dice a su madre, \u201cMam\u00e1, dice el m\u00e9dico que estoy as\u00ed porque tengo un soplo en los ovarios.<\/p>\n<p>-\u201cExpl\u00edqueme, doctor, \u00bfc\u00f3mo es eso de que m\u00b4hijita tiene un soplo en los ovarios?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-\u201c\u00a1Se\u00f1ora, su hija est\u00e1 cambiando mi diagn\u00f3stico interesadamente: lo que yo le he dicho es que no menstr\u00faa y le duele la vagina PORQUE SE LA HAN SOPLADO VARIOS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una se\u00f1ora va con su hija de 15 a\u00f1os al ginec\u00f3logo porque a la joven le dol\u00eda la \u201ccosita\u201d y menstruaba muy irregularmente. La chica sale de la consulta y le dice a su madre, \u201cMam\u00e1, dice el m\u00e9dico que estoy as\u00ed porque tengo un soplo en los ovarios. -\u201cExpl\u00edqueme, doctor, \u00bfc\u00f3mo es eso de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=273\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":274,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}