{"id":267,"date":"2014-02-04T16:40:27","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T16:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=267"},"modified":"2014-02-04T16:40:27","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T16:40:27","slug":"que-te-envio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfQU\u00c9 TE ENV\u00cdO?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una chica recibe un mensaje de texto de su novio en su celular:<\/p>\n<p>-\u201cMi amor, si est\u00e1s riendo, env\u00edame tus risas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-\u201cSi est\u00e1s llorando, env\u00edame tus l\u00e1grimas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-\u201cSi est\u00e1s pensativa, env\u00edame tus pensamientos!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Te quiero mucho!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A los pocos minutos, \u00e9l recibe un mensaje\u00a0de texto\u00a0\u00a0de ella:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCoraz\u00f3n, estoy cagando. \u00bfQu\u00e9 te env\u00edo?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una chica recibe un mensaje de texto de su novio en su celular: -\u201cMi amor, si est\u00e1s riendo, env\u00edame tus risas.\u201d -\u201cSi est\u00e1s llorando, env\u00edame tus l\u00e1grimas.\u201d -\u201cSi est\u00e1s pensativa, env\u00edame tus pensamientos!\u201d. \u00a1Te quiero mucho! &nbsp; &nbsp; A los pocos minutos, \u00e9l recibe un mensaje\u00a0de texto\u00a0\u00a0de ella: \u201cCoraz\u00f3n, estoy cagando. \u00bfQu\u00e9 te env\u00edo?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=267\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":268,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}