{"id":26,"date":"2011-08-01T11:43:19","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T16:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:26:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:26:13","slug":"el-mariconazo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"EL MARICONAZO"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Entra a un ba\u00f1o p\u00fablico este mariconazo y al ir a un urinario, se encuentra con un negro\r\norinando. Se da cuenta de unas extra\u00f1as marcas que el negro ten\u00eda en su \u201caparato\u201d una\r\nmarca cada uno de los casi 35 cent\u00edmetros le longitud de su \u201cpeque\u00f1ez\u201d!\r\n-\u201cDisculpe, se\u00f1or negrito, por qu\u00e9 lleva usted calibrada as\u00ed su hermosa herramienta?\u201d\r\n-\u201cEs porque yo la alquilo por cent\u00edmetro, querido mariconazo\u201d, le responde el negro.\r\n\u201cUy, qu\u00e9 maravilla! Y a cu\u00e1nto sale cada centimetrito?\u201d pregunta el mariconazo\u201d\r\n-\u201csolamente 25 soles cada uno, mariconazo infecto!\u201d\r\nEl mariconazo se busca en la billetera y en todos los bolsillos de su ropa y dice:\u201dvea, se\u00f1or\r\nnegrito, tengo solamente 25 soles, es decir, solamente para un centimetrito, pero quiero que\r\npor favor me d\u00e9 el primero, \u00e9se que est\u00e1 junto a la peluca\u201d!<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Entra a un ba\u00f1o p\u00fablico este mariconazo y al ir a un urinario, se encuentra con un negro orinando. Se da cuenta de unas extra\u00f1as marcas que el negro ten\u00eda en su \u201caparato\u201d una marca cada uno de los casi 35 cent\u00edmetros le longitud de su \u201cpeque\u00f1ez\u201d! -\u201cDisculpe, se\u00f1or negrito, por qu\u00e9 lleva usted calibrada [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=26\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":245,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}