{"id":131,"date":"2011-08-01T16:02:42","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T21:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2011-08-01T16:40:47","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T21:40:47","slug":"bishop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"BISHOP"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>A bishop decided that a visual demonstration would add\r\nemphasis to his Sunday talk on the Word of Wisdom.\r\n\r\nFour worms were placed into four separate jars.\r\n\r\nThe first worm was put into a container of alcohol.\r\n\r\nThe second worm was put into a container of cigarette\r\n\r\nsmoke.\r\n\r\nThe third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.\r\n\r\nThe fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.\r\n\r\nAt the conclusion of the sermon, the bishop reported the\r\nfollowing results:\r\n\r\nThe first worm in alcohol-\r\n\r\n<strong>Dead<\/strong><\/pre>\n<pre><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B1-e1312229359766.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-132\" title=\"B1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B1-e1312229359766.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"209\" height=\"201\" \/><\/a> <\/strong>\r\nThe second worm in cigarette smoke -\r\n\r\n<strong>Dead<\/strong>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-134\" title=\"B2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B21-e1312229662301-300x199.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a>\r\nThird worm in chocolate syrup -\r\n\r\n<strong>Dead<\/strong><\/pre>\n<pre><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-136\" title=\"B3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B3-e1312232433767.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"175\" height=\"152\" \/><\/a>\r\n\r\nFourth worm in good clean soil -\r\n\r\n<strong>Alive<\/strong>.\r\n\r\nSo the bishop asked the congregation -\r\n\r\nWhat did you learn from this demonstration???\r\n\r\nMaxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and\r\nsaid,\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-137\" title=\"B4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/B4-e1312232539386.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a>\r\n'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't\r\nhave worms!'<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bishop decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday talk on the Word of Wisdom. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=131\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}