{"id":122,"date":"2011-08-01T12:26:09","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T17:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=122"},"modified":"2011-08-01T16:42:46","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T21:42:46","slug":"el-genio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"EL GENIO"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Un tipo encuentra una l\u00e1mpara sucia en un desierto. La limpia e\r\ninmediatamente sale un genio de ella.\r\n\r\n-\u201cAmo, me has despertado de un sue\u00f1o de miles de a\u00f1os. Te\r\nconceder\u00e9 tres deseo que quieras por haberme librado de tan\r\naburrido periodo!\u201d\r\n\r\n-\u201cPerfecto\u201d-replica el tipo-\u201cmi primer deseo es que me hagas\r\nrico!\u201d\r\n\r\n-\u201cAh, rico!!\u201d-replica el genio-\u201cno hay problema!\u201d\r\n\r\nLe baja el pantal\u00f3n y el calzoncillo, lo voltea y empieza a darle\r\nmientras le dice: rico-rico-rico!!\r\n\r\n-\u201cNo, imb\u00e9cil, as\u00ed no!\u201d\r\n\r\nEl genio lo suelta y le dice que pida su segundo deseo.\r\n\r\n-\u201cYa, quiero que la trola me llegue al suelo!\u201d\r\n\r\nEl genio entonces le corta las piernas.\r\n\r\n-\u201cGenio reconchetumadre!!\u201d- con las piernas puestas, pues!\u201d\r\n\r\nEl genio le pega las piernas y le corta la trola!<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tipo encuentra una l\u00e1mpara sucia en un desierto. La limpia e inmediatamente sale un genio de ella. -\u201cAmo, me has despertado de un sue\u00f1o de miles de a\u00f1os. Te conceder\u00e9 tres deseo que quieras por haberme librado de tan aburrido periodo!\u201d -\u201cPerfecto\u201d-replica el tipo-\u201cmi primer deseo es que me hagas rico!\u201d -\u201cAh, rico!!\u201d-replica el [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=122\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}