{"id":101,"date":"2011-08-01T12:16:33","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T17:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=101"},"modified":"2011-08-01T17:15:40","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T22:15:40","slug":"el-pesame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"EL P\u00c9SAME"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Un tipo va a una farmacia y pide al dependiente:\r\n\r\n-\u201cDeme un preservativo negro, por favor.\u201d\r\n\r\n-\u201cLo siento, no tenemos preservativos negros, se\u00f1or\u201d-replica el dependiente.\r\n\r\n-\u201cPero c\u00f3mo no van a poder darme un cond\u00f3n negro?\u201d-replica el cliente, molesto\r\n\r\n-\u201cY se puede saber para qu\u00e9 necesita el caballero un cond\u00f3n negro??\u201d\r\n\r\n-\u201csimple\u201d, replica, \u201ces que ha muerto mi compadre y quiero ir a darle las condolencias a mi\r\ncomadre!\u201d<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tipo va a una farmacia y pide al dependiente: -\u201cDeme un preservativo negro, por favor.\u201d -\u201cLo siento, no tenemos preservativos negros, se\u00f1or\u201d-replica el dependiente. -\u201cPero c\u00f3mo no van a poder darme un cond\u00f3n negro?\u201d-replica el cliente, molesto -\u201cY se puede saber para qu\u00e9 necesita el caballero un cond\u00f3n negro??\u201d -\u201csimple\u201d, replica, \u201ces que ha [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix text-center more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/?p=101\" class=\"btn btn-success\">Continue reading<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":171,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chistesdebarrio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}